Global Warming on Mars

This news story reveals that the South Pole cap of Mars is eroding due to a warming trend. Sounds alot like global warming and the melting of earth's polar ice caps. This may be the best evidence so far of life on Mars. Apparently the red planet is populated by Republicans and greedy capitalists that have trashed the environment causing global warming. No doubt the liberal scientists of the planet have been putting out warnings for years to no avail.

Actually, it is George Bush's fault. During his administration NASA's rover touched down and roamed all over the pristine and pure environment reeking havoc on the fragile Martian environment.

Just keep president Bush away from a telescope. He might look at Jupiter and cause the red spot to disappear.