George Clooney puts life on the line to save the planet

George Clooney has purchased a Tango T600, the tiny eco-friendly car. This car at 39 inches wide is more narrow than a motorcycle and only holds two people: one in the front and one in the back. The little engine that could hums along on battery power up to 80 miles per charge and can go surprisingly fast with a maximum speed of 150 mph! Information missing from the Fox News article I have linked to is how safe the vehicle is. Zipping along the highway, it looks as if a wind or a truck blowing by could offer a challenge to stay upright and in your lane. We hope Clooney got a bright red one as pictured here so other grown up vehicles have a better chance at spotting him. At 39 inches the car is already not far from the width of a pancake.

As far as the car is concerned, are we going to soon hear cries of discrimination from the same airline passengers who complain about needing to buy 2 seats on an airplane? Will they claim the car discriminates against them?